dallas cowboys

A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs
Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.
by Clash #2 January 14, 2008
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Cowboy Sex

You mount her from behind, call her by your Ex's name and try to stay on for 8 seconds
we were going to breakup anyway, I decided to try Cowboy Sex with her.
by RustyBedsprings June 18, 2015
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ass cowboy

A sexual term meaning to dress in cowboy boots and a hat and sometimes bandanna and face your partner to the sunset as you mount her doggie style and yell "Yee Haw"
Last night I gave my girlfriend an ass cowboy after we watched westerns.
by Nodog July 28, 2003
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Internet cowboy

A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.

Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.

I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.

My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
by John Welch April 23, 2006
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dirty cowboy

being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay.
by bjohns81 July 10, 2009
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Job For A Cowboy

Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.
Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.
by Realist Surrealist June 24, 2006
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cotton cowboy

Tampon or A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.
And she says, "Not this week honey, I'm visiting the cotton cowboy!"
by pork pal January 21, 2011
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