onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.

Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.

by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019

onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.

Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.

by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010

onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Onion Princess

Stephanie Soo is the official onion princess

"Gimme all the onions "
*eats a burger that is basically just onions*
"Can I officially be called the onion princess now?"

by WestieLov3r118 August 11, 2019

Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.

I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.

by Danack November 27, 2020

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011