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True Norwegian Black Metal = Immortal, Darkthrone, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Massemord, Sykdom, and I guess Dark Funeral even though they are from Sweden!
At the Heart of Winter is a great Black Metal album!!!
by Ihsahn November 16, 2004
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Norwegia

The place Norwegianians are from. Generally well known as a major shit-hole. Has the largest known market for cod-fish rapists. Cod-Raping is a national sport in Norwegia. There have been many attemps to make it a olympic sport. For more information see cod rapist.
That damn norwegianian from norwegia keeps trying to rape my cod.
by iamalex April 22, 2009
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Norwegianians

Someone from the country of Norwegia. Typically well known as total ass holes, the average norwegianian has an I.Q of 42. They would be violent drunks but they're not cool enough to drink, so they just get high of fish testicles. Cod fish raping is a favorite sport for the Norwegianians, as is molestering childeren.
God damn Swedes having a Goat-Way with the Norwegianians.

Norwegianians suck.
by iamalex April 27, 2009
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norwegian spiral

An image or video which is so out-there that many, if not most, assume that it is fake, i.e. photoshopped.

Named for the spiral anomaly that appeared in the morning sky December 9, 2009 in northern Norway that lead to a myriad of claims that it was fake. It turned out to be a failed rocket launch.
OMG look at this picture of a brave woman flying on a rocket chair, oh it's gotta be photoshopped.

Nah, man, That's real for sure, I took that picture myself, it's just a norwegian spiral, dude.
by Sir Mildred Pierce December 21, 2009
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Norwegian Corkscrew

n. a drink made to wake up or energize a person after having little/no sleep/energy. Consists of a large energy drink and a shot of 5 hour energy. drink with caution, may cause rapid heart beat, sweating, and the bubble guts.
Dude, wake the f*** up, I've been driving for 8 solid hours, drink this norwegian corkscrew and get your a** behind the wheel.
by theycallmetoro September 29, 2011
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norwegian blow torch

The act of blowing into Someone's anus with a straw.
Dude I just Norwegian blow torched Ashley last night!

Dude that's gross.
by James1463 June 11, 2016
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Norwegian send nudes day

5. August every year a girl must send nudes to whoever asks for it
Boy: send nudes girl: sure(sends nude pick) because its Norwegian send nudes day
by Norwegian traditions August 5, 2019
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