national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Little Noobie

The feeling of having sexual desires for ones younger male cousin. Often calling them little noobie to hint sexual pleasing.

Hop on little noobie.

by N921 December 3, 2022

Oogie Noogie

A very rough poke or grind with the knuckles, on a person's fragile head.

"Oh gosh! My brother gave me an oogie noogie!" -johnny smithens

by UuuUhLol May 27, 2023

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

Nac noobie

Its nac noobie!!!!! his neck hurts sometimes when he goes on airplanes, loves to go on adventures with the homies and always brings da J, loves to sit at home on sunny days and play video games, friends with sassy the sasquatch and likes his guitar.

Look its nac noobie flying on his guitar!

by Bananamanandanana November 4, 2025

On a nookie

When a significantly older female who’s just your type decides to fucking text back

Juan Pablo: hey

Beer: hold I’m on a nookie

by Nookie24 February 19, 2026