good noodle

A person with good reputation. These people don't have sex life.

"But I'm a good noodle ! -spongebob

by lalamasterdude11 February 12, 2014

wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006

Soory Noodles

Soory noodles are the "virtual" noodles" of apology, and are the most innocent yet heartfelt and sincere form of saying that you are sorry.

(Random Stranger 1 bumps into random stranger 2)
Random stranger 1: Hey!
Random stranger 2: Soory Noodles!
Random stranger 1: Oh thats ok. :)
Random stranger 2: :D

by Soory-Noodler. October 11, 2010

dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

The Noodle Line

The Noodle line is the severely impoverished demographic of people below the breadline, yet still in employment. This is the skintest of skint. So much so, your entire diet and meal plans are that of freeze dried cheap noodles. Usually Super Noodles as your main meal. The Noodle line is one stage above full blown homelessness.

Have you seen Damien recently? He's asking his colleagues for money and eating super noodles. He must be on the Noodle Line

by Ashley Collin June 13, 2019

Ramen noodles

Ramen=really tasty, therefore, ramen noodles= really tasty noodles

I eat ramen noodles with no water and the whole seasoning packet because I have badass taste-buds.

by mmmartian March 3, 2010

noodle-puss

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.

"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006