bi-sthetic

Bi-sthetic-

When you have two aesthetics at once; you cannot decide what aesthetic you are.

-Omg, I'm so bi-sthetic I cannot decide what to wear.
-your so bi-sthetic you never wear one style.

by emomadds May 22, 2020

No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019

bi-sockual

one who wears two different colored socks

Mike: Hey Jill you have two different socks on?

Jill: Yeah, I know. I'm a bi-sockual.

by Izzie-bee April 2, 2010

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013

bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011

bis in die

Medical term for Twice a Day. Latin.

When I asked the doctor what BID stands for, she said bis in die.

by Suzy Q June 14, 2018

bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019