network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.

girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.

by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009

Networking

To masturbate; Originating in South Florida

What were you doing in your locked room? Networking?

by JDuverge January 25, 2010

network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

network gifting

passing on a present you cannot use to a network member who could use it.

JoLynn's gift of a Cal sweatshirt didn't fit me, so I thought of network gifting and passed it on to Lilia who looks great in it and really liked it.

by bellagio99 August 9, 2012

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

Network

A network is where two computer systems can connect together to interact/communicate sending data from one system to another.

I know have network in my house.

by zZ-TOXIC_FLAMZz July 18, 2018

nepowork

A person who works exclusively for family and friends. Working for family and friends.

Yo, you still on that nepowork?

by aznology December 14, 2018