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i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh
1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*
by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017
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I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 9, 2016
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We need to talk

You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)
by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012
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your opinion is not needed

The title says it all
Your opinion is not needed m8
by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016
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we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.
Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"
by keithian irby October 2, 2005
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we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.
honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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what you need

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"
by betterwatchit November 7, 2007
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