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myspace terrorist

Someone who goes into your friends list, selects someone from your top friends, and then proceeds to "warn" them about you. For example, if you are seen in this person's profile pic, the myspace terrorist will then message that person with "I see you are dating _____. Be careful." or "Stay the fuck away from my man!" Presumably, the goal is to cause a rift between the victim and whoever the terrorist assumes they are dating or are close friends with.
"Man, this fucking myspace terrorist hit up my girl today with some bullshit. She almost broke up with me."
by K'vin May 15, 2008
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myspace

Basically, the worst site in history. An addictive site were scene kids tell each other how OMG RADXCORE their hair looks and steal each others pictures/music/style.
scene kid #1: HAVE YOU SEEN MY MYSPACE?
scene kid #2: omg yeah!!!! you had the break dancing robot dinosaur, right?
by saree April 8, 2006
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MySpace Noise

A derogatory term directed at bands/music artists that have become popular through MySpace. Usually, the bands will have hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of friends on their MySpace account. In addition, these bands usually have #1 albums in the Billboard charts.
Person A: So, what do you think of Panic! At The Disco's new album? I think that it's the best rock album that I've listened to in a long time!

Person B: Panic! is not rock, it's MySpace noise. Listen to some real music for a change.
by JasonMath December 7, 2006
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myspace jumpoff

A guy or girl who's a groupy that you meet on myspace and you use for sex.
Yo hold on my ninja, my myspace jumpoffs callin'.
by Drejones July 18, 2006
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myspace bitch

one of the trickiest mutation of "human" kind. A myspace bitch will use the camera/ photoshop to create her own fake image for others to be deceived. A myspace bitch when she s not readin her favorite book "why men love bitches" spends her time browsin through profiles in order to find some male victim to fall in her trap. Usually up for rich whities, preferably not too bright. Reality is far out from what they present themselves to be. they love been commented on their pics.
OMG!!check out claire's page! she s such a myspace bitch!!
by totallrecall September 9, 2007
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Myspace whore

A person who constantly adds and adds people to become "famous" on Myspace and literally have thousands of people worshipping over them leaving millions of picture comments and mail telling them how "gorgeous" or "cute" they are.All Myspace whores are usually scene.
"I hit up that Myspace whore Jefree Starr the other day and I never got a fucking reply!"
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myspaceable

something that is worthy of being put on myspace; something that could be digitized so it can be placed on myspace
A video clip of some shmuck hitting on a woman and getting shot down. If someone was recording it, they might say "That's myspaceable!"
by CairoXP June 26, 2007
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