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Take A Gander At My Ballsack 

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
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my ball sac 

the flap of skin that contains my nuts! It's very hairy and itches a lot.
hey Riley what are you doing? Itching my ball sac what does it look like!?

Lower Part of My Ball Sack

A girl whose appearance is quite simliar to that of the lower part of my ball sack.
That girl looks like the lower part of my ball sack.

I'm going to take my ball and go home! 

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!

Buttering my Ballsack 

Person 1: *is annoying*

Person 2: Stop buttering my ballsack!
My ball is a phrase originated from a longer quote “ain’t that our ball” by LeBron James revolutionized by streamer/youtuber DDG who says “my ball” this is used to claim your female
Person 1: “Yo ma you look good”

Person 2: “Aye that’s my ball”
My ball by Mariii1 May 26, 2025
Claiming possession of said girl/guy
Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball
my ball by Jugg1n May 27, 2025