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couch munster

Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
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by dumpster demon January 26, 2010
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by big nigga flow November 26, 2020
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Minter

Something that is in very good condition or of good quality
You should have bought that car I saw the other day, it was a minter!
by Slyer January 10, 2009
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ute muster

An Australian phenomenon that occurs in rural areas. All the local hillbillies gather to this event to show of their ute, drink Bundy Rum, listen to Lee Kernaghan and pick up bushpigs. These eyesore vehicles are a fruitless attempt by the owner to convert their ute to resemble a fully fledged truck. This usually includes a Commodore, Falcon, Hilux etc decked out with CAT mudflaps, spotlights, countless R.M Williams and Bundy stickers, a bullbar half the weight of the car itself, a plethora of aerials (less than half of which perform a function) apart from making these hideous vehicles resemble Sputnik on wheels and are completed with a girlfriend who looks like a a German weightlifter in the passenger side and maybe a blue heeler or Kelpie in the back tray. The latter being the more attractive of the two. Akubra wearing tools and ugly girls make up the majority of the people who attend these events.
Guy 1: "Damn must be a ute muster going on, there's ugly bitches and Akubras everywhere"
Guy 2: "Wanna go?"
Guy 1: "Fuck off idiot"
by PissDrinkingClub March 24, 2009
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manterruption

The idiotic notion that only men can interrupt women because women are perfect angels and never do anything wrong. This serves no purpose except to be completely sexist towards men in every way possible.
Woman: the wage gap is real becau--
Man: Actually women have been paid equal since 1963
Woman: MANTERRUPTION!!!!! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT
by Feminismbroketheworld September 20, 2017
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Manterrupting

A term used by feminazis to explain when a man has interrupted them. (Because women don't interrupt people at all).
Frank: Jenny thanks for your idea, would anyone else like to ...

Jenny: oh my god you were just MANTERRUPTING me this is sexism. I'm gonna go home and blog about it on my tumblr.
by Super_Non_Binary May 6, 2018
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Munted

MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE

1: New Zealand term for "retard".

2: Broken beyond repair.
"Dude, you're fucking munted!"

"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"

"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."

"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"
by thatONEgirlYOUknow.... August 25, 2009
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