mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020

mud stomper

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it with both feet to plant it down the drain

Janet: "Steve took another mud stomper in the shower last night smh"
Karen "Again!?!?"

by EatshitanddieJanet October 05, 2017

mud goblin

A Turd

While walking the dog Tim stepped on a mud goblin

by olddutchster November 06, 2013

pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.

I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.

by ravenhiss September 16, 2003

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 19, 2021

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 14, 2009