A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.
Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"
by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022
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A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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