Mansfield

Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....

Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield

by Jake160 May 15, 2008

old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

by Mattyismint June 10, 2005

dead mans corner

The position in a game of big money 'Chase The Ace' in which the poor feckin eejit has an upturned King to his left and an Ace is hotfootin' it his way.

The other players are observing the ace being passed around faster that herpes, and the upturned king is ending all hope for the poor sap, all together now; 'Dead Mans Corner!, Dead Mans Corner!'

by gypmaster June 14, 2007

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

manscaping

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble

oooh thats some nasty manscaping! Don't try this at home kids

by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006

mansaber

A part of the body that Jedi Knights use in battle when they loose their light saber.

Luke Skywalker took of his clothes and used his mighty man saber to kill darth vador.

by Mr Man January 12, 2004

Mansauce

A synonym for semen. Also a tasty sandwich spread.

Ex.1 "What the fuck happened last night, I woke up covered in mansauce!!"

Ex.2 "Can i get some extra mansauce on that bigmac?"

Ex.3 "Do you have any mustard?

Nah only mansauce."

Ex.4 "Hey, you have a little mansauce crust on your lip."

Ex.5 "Is that jar of mansauce in the fridge expired."

by Dr. Archibald J. Flemming Ph.D April 13, 2011