minger roll

the act of deliberately shagging a minger in order to get a bit of confidence and mojo happening. usually used as a last resort to get out of a slump or a drought. The power of the minger roll comes from realising that you are in fact better than the minger. Once you finish with the minger you then seek better prey.

commonly referenced by the adage 'you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess'

john hadnt got any play for while so he decided to take kristen home and get his minger roll on

by heshy June 6, 2007

bitcoin miner

Software that uses an excessive amount of system resources for accomplishing a simple task.

Why haven't you turned off this bitcoin miner, Microsoft jokingly calls Visual Studio Git integration, yet?

by wutsorswutsors December 5, 2015

Minger

someone so hideous you'd rather castrate yourself than look at their fat, ugly face for one moment. they generally smell like cats piss.

by i hate mingers August 19, 2003

miner

A gold digger. A woman who tries to get with men simply for their money.

Bitch cleared out my wallet and dipped while I was in the shower. Shoulda known she was a miner.

"I had this miner on the lock. She said, that muthafucka look finer than a fuck."- Slick Rick from "If we give you a chance."

by Charles W March 27, 2008

Minger

A person who is perverted and creepy
Verb: Minging

Josh McManus is such a minger
Dude, Josh McManus keeps minging on me
I keep catching Mania minging on me, what a complete minge

by Hairy Carpet Chinese Girl May 6, 2011

The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.

haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!

by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009

nose miner

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009