dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

dread message by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

goobledygoo message 

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

goobledygoo message by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)

Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.

away message activist by dsunavypa March 18, 2009

Chaos Message 

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

Chaos Message by xDAGx May 16, 2011

boner message. 

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

boner message. by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Abusive messager 

A male or female that uses modern technology to send abusive/controversial/callus messages to another person. Mediums such as social networks or mobile phones are generally used. These messages usually have an intended purpose.

Don: You my friend are not nice. Do not annoy me again you little slut. I think your actions are disgraceful.

Mary: Don you are an Abusive messager.

Abusive messager by madnut August 2, 2011

self-message 

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

self-message by Portmagee October 27, 2012