Matt Excelz

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.

You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.

by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013

Matt

Piece of shit

Matthew is a piece of shit

by pieceofsh1t November 22, 2021

He Matt

A guy who says he doesn’t pull, but pulls more bitches than anyone you know

“Who is that guy how is he getting so many females?”
“I don’t know man he’s a total He Matt”

by Josa$$ February 16, 2023

Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 07, 2009

matt nicholls

Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.

Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.

Me: I know.

by thebandwhore November 07, 2013

Matt Dallas

Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.

Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.

Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!

by Lights In the Sky :) July 11, 2011

Matt Exclusives

A Matt Exclusives is someone who is a hypocrite

Matt Exclusives refunded £13

by Yourmom696969445 October 28, 2020