mom

That woman who keeps fucking interrupting your gaming session and telling you to "take out the trash" in the most nasally voice.

Sorry for leaving in the middle of the match dude, my mom was yelling at me to take out the trash

by Engineer Gaming 1 December 2, 2020

mom

made of money

"hey bro you coming lunch?" "you wait a sec let me get my mom shes made of money"

by zero_the_lad December 7, 2020

Mom

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.

Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.

by W00pA k0oPa December 11, 2020

mom

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!

My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.

by kihroudy December 28, 2020

Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

by Chickenbestie December 30, 2020

Mom

The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL

Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai

Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.

by Austin Powerz January 16, 2021

Mom

Moms are the best! They help you. They love you. The best part is that they care about you!!! Moms will always be there for you, sick,old,sad,happy,hurt. Moms will never ever let you down.

Person 1: Whoa who is that??
Person 2: Thats my mom!
Person 1: Shes cool!
Person 2: Ya i love my mom!!!

by Dinosaur4 January 19, 2021