Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

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Miami

A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’

dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now

by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018

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Miami Pancake Mix

A man cumming on a stove and making it into a pancake and simply feeding it to a girl.

Dude i just gave shaniqua some Miami pancake mix if u know what i mean.

by cosmicgaming September 14, 2015

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Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

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