Booteh Load

Shit ton? Screw it, booteh load is the way to go.

A: Did you buy yogurt?

B: Yep. A booteh load of yogurt bro.
A: Hell yeah.

by Bread Lord January 22, 2021

Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.

ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!

by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Fade the load

To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.

Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool

Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load

by Tazybad June 23, 2016

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009