Booteh Load

Shit ton? Screw it, booteh load is the way to go.

A: Did you buy yogurt?

B: Yep. A booteh load of yogurt bro.
A: Hell yeah.

by Bread Lord January 22, 2021

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.

ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!

by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011

Stug load

A massive amount of something, to the point that it becomes ridiculous and a potential burden.

Gamer 1: How much ammo you got?
Gamer 2: I got a stug load!
Gamer 1: Can you give me 300 ammo, I only have 40.
Gamer 2: Nah, got none to spare.

by Merkavar May 8, 2018

Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis

I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train

by Beancannon July 14, 2016

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009