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holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009
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Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
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Stug load

A massive amount of something, to the point that it becomes ridiculous and a potential burden.
Gamer 1: How much ammo you got?
Gamer 2: I got a stug load!
Gamer 1: Can you give me 300 ammo, I only have 40.
Gamer 2: Nah, got none to spare.
by Merkavar May 8, 2018
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 22, 2023
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Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.
ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!
by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011
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bed load

when your load touches your bed
"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"
by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011
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Dick Load

by Newyawk April 29, 2011
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