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Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.
Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018
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Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.
Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"
by The Cap N' April 13, 2021
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Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.
That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Limp Wrist Dirty Dicks

Slang term for homosexual males.

Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.

And

Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.
"If that limp wrist dirty dick touches me i am gonna fucking drop the cunt"
by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004
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Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
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Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006
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