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cigarettes

A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger
"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."
by Aeon_King April 27, 2006
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Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005
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cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
by Steven-O January 11, 2010
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nigarette

(a parody of the anti-smoking med Nicorette): a utopian/theoretical medication against, as the name suggests, racism
does anyone know where I can get a nigarette?
by Sexydimma February 25, 2015
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lol cigarette

A funny cigarette with which doin nothin has never be so amazing.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.
- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"

- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
by EssBe75 June 15, 2008
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electric cigarette

They call 'em electric cigarettes cause they buzz your mind
by Jody C. May 23, 2008
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do you have any cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
by MMD March 11, 2006
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