lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

Lead Transfusion

A lead transfusion is slang for shooting someone

Continue talking shit and I’ll give you a lead transfusion

by Tovarisch February 16, 2018

all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

Lead lovers pizza

When the shit hits the fan and the toppings are delivered at 1300fps and a crispy hand tossed crust once it’s too late for the recipient.

After pissing me off, my delivery boy the beloved AK47, delivered a lead lovers pizza in record time.

by Kuda99 October 16, 2020

bee on a lead

An object of whimsy in the midst of war and chaos.

"I feel like a bee on a lead playing Fortnite in the ruins of my house."

by TheMaydayMan November 1, 2023