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Lead Fever

AKA: Shift Lead Fever

Pronounced: (LEED FEEVUR)
When a shift lead or a coworker on a higher pay scale constantly calls out of work due to their sick time paying well enough to live on with little to no consequences as a result.

Can also be used as a way to say somebody at work is faking being sick.
Josh called out of work for the 5th time this month! Our boss wont punish him because he’s a senior technician and “cant afford to lose him”. Must be Lead Fever.
by Discount Tire September 14, 2025
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chew lead

An adjective to describe a person who frequently "bites the bullet" with things.
John knows how to chew lead at his new job.
by Dies_Irae February 20, 2025
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leading lady

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.
by Alienhuman April 13, 2021
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.
I Lead You To Die is my god.
by Mike. January 29, 2005
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THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Lead Genocide

The act of erasing or discarding entire sheets of work due to a small, but significant, error.
Josh had to commit lead genocide on his Thermodynamics homework when he realized he wrote down the wrong problems.
by pvnrt September 5, 2011
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