Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022

Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.

Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.

by soulessbones January 20, 2022

lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017

Lava hot

When someone or something is reallyyyy hot. (S4xually)

Girl 1: Wow look at him in that shirt!
Girl 2: Lava hot!

by Vania_Luv February 24, 2021

Lava shots

After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.

“Aidan was hitting lava shots at the party last night”
“Evan takes lava shots like a champ”

by BigChungusAioli January 29, 2025

Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 18, 2019

lava

a term used when you're no longer stoned. un-stoned = lava

when you're sober off of a drug

yoooo bro im soo lava right now, pass the joint

by guinea pig from imvu June 23, 2018