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Landon

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.
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lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.
"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.
by Smocko September 19, 2004
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when landons dick gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the penis splits in half and the pee and cum spills out eveyrwhere
o shit my dick frll off landons dick os hit
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Lancour

A distant cousin of the Rancor beasts of the Star Wars universe. Much smaller with the same general body shape and hair on their heads. These creatures are known to be very moody and ill tempered they should especially be avoided in the morning hours.
she is so nasty in the mornings, she might be a lancour
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Landon

Landon is a guardian angel. He is handsome, sweet, caring, great with kids, funny, athletic, strong, determined, brave, spontaneous, romantic, protective, and charming.

He loves the sports that everyone can enjoy, even when little, like baseball. He's the guy who keeps you wondering about what his next "hero" trick will be to impress the one he likes. He's the one who is protective of those he cares for. Landon makes his special someone feel warm and comfortable every time she walks into his presence. Being with him will make you feel better, no matter what mood your in. Landon has the ability to take you to a completely different world, to keep you all to himself, to where he can treat you with respect and loyalty.

His eyes are definitely something else. Although they are blue, they are a different, and beautiful shade of it. Gazing into them will hold you captivated in time, and will make you never want to leave. You forget everything else exists just by looking into his eyes, because they take you so deep into his soul.

He has a smile to die for. His laugh is sexy, and his voice is just the right pitch to give you chills. When he smiles, you can't help but smile back.
Girl A: Who is that?
Girl B: Landon! Isn't he amazing
Girl A: Yes! I want him!
Girl B: Too bad, he's mine!
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Landon

Landon is an amazing guy,he is sweet,gentle,and kind but usually only to his girl,his queen,his one and only .he has lots of friend but he is very loyal,trust worthy,and handsome some will say differently but you can always depend on him.he's a good drawer,athletic,and boyfriend\husband.also he is usually very tall

JUST DON'T TICK HIM OFF BECAUSE HE DON'T PLAY ....
1*who's that boy he's so 😍😍
2*oh that's Landon he's mine so don't mess with him😘
by Ariannabrooks13 September 26, 2018
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Landon And Amecka

They are a gay couple love to eat eachother dick
Landon and amecka the dick sucker
by Miguel 847593848 November 5, 2018
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