A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm
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When your sexual partner strips naked, bathes themselves in country style gravy and covers themselves in tater tots, then they proceed to sing "Kalinka" by the Red Choir of Russia while fucking you in the ass. *Best if performed after shoving an entire grade A potato up your butt.*
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Get the safe sex kink mug.whats a strawberry milk-shake? When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together. When you have a 'Strawberry Milk-Shake kink' you find pleasure in it.
"oh by the way, shyla over there has a strawberry milkshake kink"
"wtf is that?"
"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"
"wtf is that?"
"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"
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