Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
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Get the Kepler mug.When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
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2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
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Person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as Person 2 comes in towards the wall.
Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.
It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.
Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"
Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.
It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.
Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"
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