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Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).
“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”
by Big Bunger July 26, 2023
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kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..
Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...
by Jimmy Blue69 July 30, 2023
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Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024
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Kebab

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"
by Kebabber May 18, 2024
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Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes
Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit
by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024
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Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024
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Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
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