Justin Bieber

A singer, with maybe slight talent. His musical ability is actually kind of enjoyable. But it is ruined by his lack of ability for lyric writing. He often is hated for being a "pussy" which isn't the kindest thing to say ever. 90% of his fan base are 13 year old girls, the rest are 3 year old girls.
Boy: That music is kinda catchy. Who is it?
Girl: Justin Bieber
Boy: oh... nevermind
by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 27, 2011
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1)Often refered as a liquid to feed a baby donkey while its giving birth to a three headed pikachu to slower the process in order that crappy songs may fade easily with time

2)A virgin-goat that can't produce sperm

3) Some girl who got famous on youtube
by yodawg9012 July 29, 2010
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The single most AMAZING teenage heart-throb in musical history. He is:
1. Signed by USHER.
2. TALENTED.
3. Hottest human ever to be born.
4. SUPER NICE TO ALL OF HIS FANS.
5. AMAZING...if not already mentioned:)
6. Worth a Gazillion dollars..
7. stealing my heart day by day.

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Justin Bieber is the GREATEST singer in musical HISTORY....all the haters are JEALOUS.
by thegreatSHEILA February 28, 2010
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Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.
3 guys are in a cafe,

One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
by Ashund00d November 01, 2010
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Justin Bieber will be wooing all of the girls aged 9-14 on his North Korean tour
by Jaremaing July 06, 2010
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A creature created for humanity to ridicule and hate on.. but most importantly he was created as the creature with the largest vagina known to man. His vagina is now known as the only thing that can capacitate Chuck Norris's penis..
wow.. Justin Bieber is a homo..

Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.
by zacattack690 October 18, 2010
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A annoying little mop haired manwhore who's voice is higher than alvin and the chipmunks's. Who only sings about love and 'shorty'.
Justin Bieber: Love Me Love Me, Say That You Love Me.
Me: No.
by enajammE August 31, 2010
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