bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive

player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning

by PWN master93 July 20, 2009

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Word jousting

Another word for argument

Nathan and jorden were inside word jousting

by Savagemotherfucker July 1, 2017

tonsil jousting

A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.

Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.

by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018

Genital Jousting

A game were 2 males battle with their dick till it hurts

Oh my god look at him and Tony over the playing genital jousting

by Mikeymac._.96 January 31, 2021

car jousting

When you lean out of the window of a vehicle and puke on the windshield of a car heading the other way.
This is also known as winning the duel.

Jimmy was so out of it yesterday that when we got a taxi he was car jousting the cars speeding by us.
He totally won the duel against a BMW.

by AAmante June 14, 2022

jelly bean jousting

Synonym for scissoring.

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.

by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022