Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 3, 2009

jocking

Derived from the term, "Being on someone's jock (as in jock strap)" meaning to attempt to imitate their style, especially in music.

"MCs be jockin' my style" - Craig Mack

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

plow jockey

Slang slightly derogatory term for a farmer

(angry motorist) Damn plow jockeys are cluttering up the road again!

by Nonamer687 February 17, 2014

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real

You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007

shock jock

A radio disc jockey who pushes the limit of accepted social behavior in the form of stunts or actions to boost radio station popularity

A shock jock prack called parents to tell them their son was dead.

by AquaJim August 19, 2003