by Sloppy Jones Master May 02, 2008
Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.
Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.
Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"
"I'm mothafuckin' Corey Jones, baby!"
by Noellllll January 18, 2009
The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).
Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.
by Hoop Jones June 28, 2005
by I'm Not jewish August 29, 2005
the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
by CANADA PRIDE January 30, 2005
A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!
by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021
Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 17, 2015