sloppy jones

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008

Corey Jones

Singer/Songwriter who wrote the classic "When A Man Loves A Woman", despite modern renditions performed by Michael Bolton.
He also invented the iron.
Without Corey Jones, we would not be able to iron our shirts and/or make love to a woman, or three, or seven. We would, however, be able to make a dry journey through the bathroom.

Corey Jones usually ends most phrases with the words "BITCH" and "WHAT?!"

"I'm mothafuckin' Corey Jones, baby!"

by Noellllll January 17, 2009

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

mike jones

Another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months.

Who is Mike Jones...?


Who cares?

by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005

jones soda

the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!

rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!

by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005

Alex Jones

A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!

Alex Jones:"I'm a Human, And I'm COMIN'"

by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021

Motherfucker Jones

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015