Jeff schilling 

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

Jeff schilling by Unclefester April 17, 2015

Jeff Beeps 

Jeff Beeps is the richest man to ever *beep*

ShanTheWow: Elon Musk is now richer than Jeff Beeps
Pesos
Nessus
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Bezos
Other Guy: Fucking Jeff Beeps is killing me

Jeff Beeps by I'm Balls Deep in your mom January 2, 2022

Jeff Buckley 

The tear that hangs inside our souls forever.

"That guy's really good at singing and guitar. He could be the next Jeff Buckley.

Jeff Buckley by music_cleansyoursoul November 27, 2022

Jeff Waters 

The greatest thrash/speed metal guitarist ever. Guitarist and genius behind Annihilator.

Jeff Waters has the heaviest guitar riffs ever.

Jeff Waters by AbominableMonkey December 28, 2011

Jeff Bozos 

Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos

Jeff Bozos by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020

Jeff Goldblum 

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

Jeff Goldblum by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

Jeff Fatt 

A flaming heterosexual who is in the Wiggles. He wears the purple shirt. Heck yes he is SEXY!!! Even though he's narcoleptic we still love him.

Jeff Fatt is so narcoleptic it makes me want to kill myself.

Jeff Fatt by Lafandadaylahusa October 30, 2010