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jackie is THAT bitch
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019
Get the jackie mug.Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
by ilikeguns:) March 30, 2020
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A Jacksie is a person who can manoeuvre their penis down between their legs, curling it around and inserting it into their own anus. Essentially it's the act of fucking yourself
"oh man, did you see Phil put his dick in his own ass the other day?!"
"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"
"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"
by Julesyyyyy June 4, 2018
Get the Jacksie mug.A girl who is small and Asian. However, she always wants to act latina with a bitchy and ghetto personality.
Do not trust that bitch named Jackie.
She is so Jackie. I bet she is from Asia.
Stop acting like Jackie, and start acting Asian.
She is so Jackie. I bet she is from Asia.
Stop acting like Jackie, and start acting Asian.
by merman3178 February 17, 2015
Get the Jackie mug.When Seth told his wife that he hadn't done anything except Jackie Chan while she was away, she could have no idea what he really meant by it.
by Ukrainian Palestinian Mexican September 10, 2014
Get the Jackie Chan mug.He is the most extraordinary person you will ever have the honor to meet, he is kind, funny, Very smart and extremely handsome. He will make you smile all day just by talking to you for 2 minuets and has a voice that will make you blush... he has a beautiful smile,
and the most spectacular eyes. He loves butterflies and dogs but does not care for any wild animals especially camels and squirrels because they are evil.
and the most spectacular eyes. He loves butterflies and dogs but does not care for any wild animals especially camels and squirrels because they are evil.
by pixie18 July 19, 2018
Get the Jackie mug.A thot with no ass or tits a fucking perverted ass boy bestie or boyfriend. Hates to be hugged by them they are 100% tusedere and is a dumbass.
by Daggerisgreat October 25, 2018
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