Jordan

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

by Cole Esno October 27, 2011

Jordan

a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.

"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"

by bob_kally December 23, 2012

Jordan

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.

The George family has plenty of Jordans.

by Dp3s January 8, 2017

Jordan

Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.

Check his hair, it's so Jordan

by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014

Jordan

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.

That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name

by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015

Jordan

a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.

Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...

by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015

Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018