Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

The Italian Dinner

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023

italian whimsical

wrap a hotdog around your partner’s waist and ride them while they’re in a state of euphoria

guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

Rusty Italian

When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian

My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.

by Naughty Italian April 5, 2020

italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 10, 2020

Italian Hotdog

The term Italian Hotdog is used to describe the process of wrapping a slice of pizza around one's penis (aka cock). This is usually to provide stimulation in a sexual manner but it also serves a warming purpose.

(Verb tense) "I just picked up some pizza from the store; I'm going to Italian Hotdog myself tonight.
(Noun) "You two had a good time last night... Did you give them the ol' Italian Hotdog?"

by wowthatsnailisfast May 13, 2021