tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

by Collinso6 May 16, 2020

Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by anonymous March 8, 2022

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 7, 2025

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Skill Issue

When you win a game of Hex-A-Gon against your friend and he says that he was unlucky

Bad player: "You only beat me because of luck"
Good player: "sounds like a skill issue"

by imliterallyjustthebest = August 14, 2022

Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023