When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.
Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.
John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!
Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.
John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!
Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.
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Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.
Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.
When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."
After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."
After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."
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PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.
by Silent Chicken II May 9, 2009
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2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.
1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...
Nick: In the kitchen
Jared: You suck.
Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...
Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!
Jared: You still suck.
(Repeats)
Jared: Joke Homicide!
3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...
Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!
Nick: In the kitchen
Jared: You suck.
Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...
Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!
Jared: You still suck.
(Repeats)
Jared: Joke Homicide!
3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...
Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!
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