iphone 12

exactly the same shit as the 11 just a brick thats priced $300 more and a way for apple to make more money

Jacob- dude did u hear the new iphone 12 came out
Marcus- thats stupid whats new about it, more cameras?
Jacob-oh good point

by idrk8080 November 10, 2020

iphone

When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.

Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.

by pinsandneedles October 7, 2009

iPhone

a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).

"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

iPhone

A phone that contains everything perfect in the world.

Person 1 "Hey you got an iPhone"
Person 2 "Yep... wow the immortal app is only 30p now!"

by meh123. March 3, 2010

iphone

A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.

Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!

by FuriousFanny December 27, 2007

iPhone

A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.

Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*

by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011

iPhone

A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.

- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!

by sabisab January 24, 2010