Integerialy

Pertaining to an integer.

Guy 1: One divided by two does not equal zero.
Guy 2: No, but integerialy it does.

by DrummerDoug45 February 19, 2012

Intel Pentium

A word used by computer geeks to say that someone is a slow or dull person.

Oh, that guy is such an Intel Pentium.

by Beter Griffin December 5, 2017

intel edits

A pedophile youtuber who likes kids better when they are 13 not 15, plays Genshin Impact to look at their asses and tits while jacking off to fictional characters and quotes: "and if you were a virgin 15 yr old it would be 300% (better) "

A cool guy : Holy shit it's that pedophile youtuber Intel Edits
Another cool guy 1 : Holy shit it is!!

Another cool guy 2 : damn he must be so ugly

by BigManDavid198 November 23, 2021

Ape Index

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed

“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”

by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019

heat index denial

The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.

Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.

by fauxnewsbuster July 25, 2011

integral

The one word you NEVER want to hear from your math teacher.

Teacher: Okay class, here are a few exercises on integrals for you to practice on.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out of the classroom*

by Alej0 January 25, 2007

intel

quote from post 15: "Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit." my definition

1: shit
2: not a cpu manufacturer, a chu (central heating unit) manufacturer
3: beaten easily by AMD cpu's
4: horrible at multitasking

1: Dammit Bob I told you to take the intel products down to the street. Now I have to wait until next week to get rid of it!
2: Paul overclock that fucking intel a bit more, I'm fucking freezing!
3: Joe, you need to fucking get rid of your goddamn intel, my sister's shit computer with 256mb of RAM, onboard audio, and everything else on it being even more shit can double process better than your computer with two intel P4 EE's supporting HT can with 4gb of RAM an SCSI hard-drive, and the best of every other component.
4: Billy, my old P4 EE supporting HT caused crashes at least once a day, and my AMD Duron has never been the cause of a crash. Be smart, don't get intel

Now children, don't be dumb, get AMD!

by intel termin8r December 28, 2005