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Pseudo-intellectual

An individual who spends more time trying to flex their intellect rather than actually wanting to learn. Pseudo-intellectuals aren't unintelligent or uneducated per se, however the crux of the issue is that they are not as intelligent as they are letting on. For example, to be an intellect on a specific subject, an intellectual would read multiple books or articles then study them in order to retain all the information. A pseudo-intellectual would read one article and label themselves an expert on the subject.
Ways to spot a pseudo-intellectual

1. Plagiarising
2. Quoting
3. Using advanced language to make themselves sound smart, but fails because they use the word incorrectly
4. They use their knowledge as a weapon. For example smart people want to pass on the knowledge they have to other people to inform them on a certain subject. Pseudo-intellectuals on the other hand seek to impress and show off, so put others down to increase their feelings of superiority and lower the self worth of others for their own personal gain
5. They like to start arguments whether it is on politics, philosophy, religion or science, but it ends up backfiring on them due to only retaining snippets of information on these topics, but not the full story, whereas their opponent has been pre-educated before the debate and read multiples books and sources on the topic throughly, thus absolutely thrashing the pseudo-intellectual in a debate. Ultimately never begin a debate on something you know nothing about because people will get the impression thag you're just desperate to flex your knowledge when there probably isn't much of it.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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Abomination Intellectuals

Prima facie intellectual people who are conveniently and absurdly hyperintellectual when it comes to carrying out their interests and suddenly without warning sharply anti-intellectual when it comes to protecting their perceived sources of income, donors/patrons/supporters, inter alia. In other words, a hack.
Example 1)

Abomination Intellectual (i.e. A Hack; Satire of an Intellectual Person): "place A is bad, they killed thousands of people via poisoned toothpicks"

Questioner (i.e. Actual Intellectual Person): "place B who funded your talk killed thousands of people via poisoned straws."

Questioner Thinking: "Why are there so many of these abomination intellectuals, fake people, charlatans? who regulates these people?"

Abomination Intellectual: "The hour is up, thank you for coming to my talk." (i.e. the irony is that neglectful silence is anti-intellectual)

Example 2) Abomination Intellectual: "Give me your money and i'll silence your critics intellectually giving you the space to enjoy your ill gotten gains, while the attention is all on me."
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intellectually digest

To think about, consider, and reflect on a deep idea or concept in order to make sense of it and to integrate it into your understanding of the world
When you intellectually digest the ideas behind evolution, you will have a better understanding of how COVID can have repeated waves of infection in a human population.
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Intellectual

To be the most of calderon's intellectuals
by Calederon the philosopher March 15, 2022
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intellectual crush

1. someone special you love learning theory with

2. your special protest buddy

3. someone who will make time to do local organizing work with you
a cute nerd anyone who fulfills any of the above
"K is my intellectual crush. He's so smart and I love discussing intellectual topics with them."

"My intellectual crush is so cute. She fascinates me with her deep intellectual articles they send me."
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Intellectuals Deck

Intellectuals Deck provide a bunch of free features to smoothen your academic journey and to make sure that you get premium quality work within your budget.
Intellectuals Deck multitalented writers have studied from top-ranked universities of the world and possess vast experience in their respective subject areas. What's more, our hiring process is so competitive that only 3% of the candidates qualify to work with us as writers.
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intellectual

An Ari, is Albanian for Intellectual, so when someone calls you an Ari, it means you are very smart in a different language
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