FUR COAT

An information security program called a FUR COAT used to protect a frame or packet as it travels through networks and to create deterrent logs which are audited within a second of infiltration. Established in July 2011, the analagy of fur surrounding a leather lining is used to indicate extra protection from the elements, from hackers and other unauthorized activities.

My new friend is in the telecommunications and information security business and he asked if I wear a FUR COAT when I talk to him via email or use text on my phone.

In 2011, Skype has a built-in fur coat I understand that records logs which are audited by the second and are entrapping hackers and nosey friends.

by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011

licking the sheep's fur

Shooting up a school

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

by Keklamo May 06, 2020

Acorn in a Fur Coat

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

by reversefront September 03, 2016

Fur Days

Any significant amount of time.

" Dude, that class took fur days. "

" Woah. I was humpin' fur days. "

by MCbiggityBob May 21, 2010

Dirty Fur Flossin'

Dirty Fur Flossin' - the name given to the act of performing oral sex on someone with pubic hair.

Example - So things started getting really hot and heavy. Next thing I know she has my junk in her mouth and she was dirty fur flossin' me like it was going to bring world peace.

by fartytoot January 27, 2009

Fur check

when a guy passes out drunk and you look underneath his shirt to make sure that he does not have hair.

That is disgusting that Jimmy did not pass his fur check.

by elaynah December 11, 2003

button on a fur coat

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014