ear bitch

A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.

You see how little fluid came out of Robby’s normal ear? He’s such an ear bitch!

by Heagearsteal April 06, 2021

Ear Pirate

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking

"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."

by Sven (Justin) September 06, 2006

ear candy

Derived from the term "eye candy." Refers to music that is catchy and pleasurable to listen to but lacks depth, often both musically and lyrically. Ear candy lacks any form of complexity and is intellectually uninteresting. Top 40 hits almost always fall into this category.

Fan Girl: "Justin Bieber is such a genius! His music is SO deep!"

Musician: "You call 'Baby, baby, baby, ooh!' deep? That's just ear candy."

by MoozikMan May 08, 2014

Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

nigga ears

what you have if you have no white musicians in your music collection. word originated from chris rock's "i think i love my wife" film

(after looking on the ipod and seeing only Run D.M.C., J-Kwon, R.Kelly, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Jay-Z, and Biz Markie)

"You got some nigga ears"

by b to the rizzle March 21, 2007

ear-69

When two people interlock faces such that each of their mouths is close to the other's ear. This is generally the only way to have a conversation in a crowded club or bar.

"I got the digits of this girl that was probably pretty hot. I'm not sure though, I didn't get a good look at her since we had to ear-69 to talk."

by PositiveZero June 19, 2008

ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018