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touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"
by KalbHimar December 22, 2021
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grass-fairy

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.
by VIKINGS_2010 December 15, 2008
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touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer
by nike kicks November 2, 2021
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grass dweller

Lily lit up everyday, she was a true grass dweller.
by Purple.Haze August 3, 2010
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Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021
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Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.
My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.
by The Hair May 4, 2012
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mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.
Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.
by Nigger thug June 2, 2018
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