cumdoza line

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.

The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.

I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.

by bo hits his kids June 28, 2010

Plax-Line

This is the line you cross, when you know you're not getting anything done for the rest of the day.

I've passed the Plax-Line, so I'm just gonna surf the internet til 5.

I've just plaxed.

I'm plaxing so hard right now. I have to go home.

Is it 5 yet? I'm plaxing.

by dacelow April 14, 2010

Joke Line

The line between being in on the joke and being part of the joke.

Tom was laughing at the joke until he crossed the joke line and realized he was the butt of the joke.

by Marshal April 30, 2009

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

Billy Line

Term used to describe how you traveled to your current point. Derived from the character Billy in the popular comic strip Family Circus who meanders through scenes jumping, skipping, and generally wandering aimlessly.

"I Billy lined it here." Meaning you had many things to do today or just killed a lot of time to make a short trip.

by Nathan Alumbaugh September 24, 2005

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

railing a line

To use only your nostril to snort meth or coke when nothing else suitable is available

That was some fire ice last night, sucks we couldn't find a straw. Railing a line is such a waste..

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020