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Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
mugGet the Yanked Itmug.

Sherman Yank

An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.

After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.

AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"

Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"

Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
mugGet the Sherman Yankmug.

billy yank

Civil war slang for a Union Soldier
by Zuovelighning10 May 10, 2021
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Yank

by 02.18.__ June 7, 2018
mugGet the Yankmug.

yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008
mugGet the yank yank tossmug.

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.
"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."
by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015
mugGet the anal yankmug.

Yank and Pull

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)
(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.
by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019
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