Ian

Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being

I hate Ian

by I really love him July 31, 2019

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

Ian usually has long hair and because of that hair, looks like a scrawnier stereotypical school shooter. Hes always gay as fuk to his friends but is somehow straight. Hes sometimes funny but also make a bit of lame jokes. Is always a white kid. Always gets bullied in school by others and makes school shooting jokes if he has long hair and is called a school shooter. He always has a small dik. Sometimes doesn't have a dad because his dad doesn't love him and ran away when they were playing catch together when the ball rolled away he'd run off to chase it but never came back.

Ian is a lonely gay boi

by TotallyNotMade2Troll May 24, 2019

Ian

Ian is a cunt.

Oh look, there goes Ian, that narrow-minded cunt.

by rebelliousjellyfish June 1, 2019

Ian

A handsome man who the ladies love and have 12 inch cocks with brown hair

Ian is the sexiest man on earth

by Jajjsj March 14, 2019

Ian

A male who says gay, faggot, homo, and queer more than anyone on the planet, but is not homophobic.

Ian “eh, that’s faggotshit.”

Ian “No, I can’t get on PlayStation right now, I have all these gay little classes to go to.”

Ian “I can tell that the dude over there is a self loving faggot.”

by Penisfeet November 8, 2018

Ian

An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.

What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.

by Hairy Head April 15, 2020