Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

hypocrite

a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.

"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"

by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns someone else for doing something that they are either doing or have been doing.

Amy is a hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that cheated and lied to me!

by TheReal92 December 9, 2020

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

Double hypocrite

Tabish

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017